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(Naomi and Mrs. Yowane (Me), Haku, Luka (um) giant fish and Yukiko (Inibi Uchiha), Big Al, Len, Gakupo, Hana and Kaito (HetaStuckWorts4137), and Akane (Blue-Ribbonz) )


Naomi: I want to speak to my lawyer.


Mrs. Yowane: You don't have one!


Haku: *throws up* ...


Yukiko: Haku! that is disgusting!


Mrs. Yowane: *sighs* Haku, go to the bathroom and wash up.


Naomi: Yes, I do have one. His name is Kagamine Len! Now, I would like to speak to him


  • A WILD LEN IN A LAWYER SUIT APPEARS*


Len: My clientette called? *HE ALSO HAS A FAKE MOUSTACHE* 


Naomi: *blushes* Yes! I want to get of detention.


Akane: Well, it seems this event may get hysterical, so might as well just press the purple button here and... Recording. 


Yukiko: *laughs to hard* Len is your *keeps laughing* 


Hana: I've been recording since Haku came. 


Haku: ok mom*goes to the bathroom* 


Naomi: Quit laughing, Yukiko!


Mrs. Yowane: Is this some kind of joke? 


Akane: Wew, may have not noticed that. 


Len: *pretend gruffly voice* Nope Madame! I'm an actual lawyer, doing paperwork!


Len: I also have a briefcase, like all lawyers should have!! 


Naomi: But he still looks adorable!


Mrs. Yowane: *face-palms* 


Hana: *giggles a bit* 


Akane: Oh my gosh. 


Hana: We could become popular if we post this on VocalTube. 


Yukiko: really? i have a lawyer


Gakupo: you called madam? 


Akane: Oh yes. 


Naomi: Can you just bail me out already? 


  • A WILD KAITO APPEARS IN A LAWYER SUIT TOO, WITH A BLUE MOUSTAHCE, AND TRIES GO GET GAKUPO OUT OF THE WAY*


Naomi: *sighs* WHAT THE FACK IS HE DOING HERE?! 


Luka: *appears behind Hana* what are you guys doing? 


Yukiko: IDK


Gakupo: Kaito get out of here.. 


Hana: Recording this scene. Akane: Maybe we should become layers too Hana. -Giggles- 


Hana: *giggles* 


Luka: give me those glasses or whatever they are.. 


Hana: Or maybe replace Mrs. y and put on a powder wig, and become a judge.


Hana: Here ya go. *gives Luka a pair* 


Luka: i mean the ones you are using... 


Akane: That, Hana-Chee, would be hilarious. 


Naomi: Okay! Kaito and Gakupo, GET OUT! Yukiko, Haku and whoever else, GO TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK! We just need me, my future boyfriend aka lawyer and Mrs. Yowane here! 


Luka: my sis is an expert hacker 


Hana: Green for zooming in, Red for zooming out, purple for recording, and blue for stopping the recording.


Gakupo and Kaito: But we're judges T^T*lol, I mean lawyers 


Naomi: No, you guys aren't! Now LEAVE. 


Luka: *oprime the blue notton of them* done


  • random polka music* 


Yukiko: umm Haku is in the bathroom


Yukiko: lawyer! Akane: But.. But no sorry I don't do amusment parks.   


  • a smoky mist appears! then someone is being heard singing! an old, male-like voice* 


Naomi: Oh my gosh... *face-palms*


Luka: *gets off they're glasses* now i am going to take these and hack them


Yukiko: umm Gakupo! 


  • BIG AL APPEARS WITH HEAVY METAL MAKEUP* 


Akane: Gosh oh my! -covers her mouth to stop her giggle fits- 


Hana: They're unhackable.


Hana: It just got better. 


Naomi: Wat da fack. I'm out of here. Come on Len. *walks off* 


Big Al: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *drum noises*


Big Al: *starts singing heavy metal rock randomly*


Luka: whateva 


Akne: Excuse me for a minute. -Falls on the hard floor and trys to stop laughing- 


  • hits them with a giant fish* 

~The End~

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